Are they wassailing round your way yet?

General musings|

Yes, it’s that time of year. A tentative tap on your front door, you open it . . . and then stand there slightly embarrassed as a ragtaggle of festive troubadours launches into ‘We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!’ By now, of course, you’re wishing you’d turned the telly up and pretended not [...]